“We’ve taken everything you love about the iPad, and re-envisioned it as a go-anywhere device that will fit in your pocket,” the narrators of the parody video above state.
The so-called iPad mini has a “revolutionary” four-inch display and can wirelessly connect to the “gigantic global network of tubes.”
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It also uses a “cornea display” that harnesses the world’s first “micronized particle accelerator,” which projects electrons on the display at nearly the speed of light — “a first for any portable device.”
And of course, in true Apple style, there is one more thing:
“You can use it to make phone calls.”